We dive deep into the financial markets to conduct thorough research and analysis, ensuring every investment decision is backed by data and insight.

Our team of analysts spends weeks staring at charts, pretending to understand market trends while frantically Googling buzzwords. Meanwhile, our interns scour social media for any hot stock tips from influencers.

Once the research phase is complete, we compile everything into areport that looks more impressive than it actually is, making sure to highlight the "key findings" that justify our recommendations — and, of course, our fees.

During the risk assessment phase, we conduct a detailed analysis of market volatility, interest rates, and other key factors. This analysis, of course, is peppered with enough jargon to make sure you nod along without asking too many questions.

Every client is assigned a dedicated risk analyst who specializes in delivering worst-case scenarios. Their role is to expertly divert your attention from potential gains by focusing exclusively on the hypothetical losses that could occur in extreme situations.

Our team schedules risk review calls at inconvenient times, ensuring you are either too distracted or too tired to fully understand the results. Afterward, we send you a report full of cryptic graphs and percentages that no one outside of a PhD program could decipher, giving the illusion of thoroughness.

Performance tracking at ORTUS FINANCE begins with a thorough review of each portfolio, ensuring that every investment is performing optimally. Our team closely monitors market conditions and adjusts your holdings as necessary.

While our daily updates cover all relevant metrics, most of the significant changes tend to happen just before key financial reports or market movements. This ensures your investments are always well-positioned for maximum returns.

We provide in-depth performance reports quarterly, ensuring your portfolio stays on track. Minor adjustments are made over time, but rest assured — any substantial updates will be part of our extended advisory service, giving you full control of major financial decisions.